Are you really gonna let that [bad word] between you and me? 
Are you really gonna let that stupid chick decide who you're allowed to see
? 
She's a hater, a manipulator, a crazy psycho life invader. 
She's got you under a spell, you're under her control why can't you tell? 
Oh oh, oh oh. 

Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from [bad word] man. 
Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's [bad word]  
Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man. 
Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too. 

Do you remember that time we watched David Silverman? 
And we swore that if that ever happened to us, we'd have some kinda 
Intervention. 
But that's you, do what she wants to do, just never has her fangs in you. 
Now it won't be long, 'till your soul is sucked out and your identity is 
Gone. 
Woah oh, oh oh. 

Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from [bad word] man. 
Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's [bad word]  
Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man. 
Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too. 
And doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and 
Weeks. 
We thought you'd get over her but no such luck... 
Your girlfriend sucks. 

And doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and 
Weeks. 
We thought you'd get over her but no such luck... 
Your girlfriend sucks. 

Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from [bad word] man. 
Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's [bad word]  
Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man. 
Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too. 
And doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and 
Weeks. 
We thought you'd get over her but no such luck... 
Your girlfriend sucks. 
Your girlfriend sucks... (x4)