One, two, three four 
Oh, yeah 
Oh, yeah
Well if you don't like it, go ahead, 
Find yourself a saint, go ahead now 
Try to find a boy who's gonna be what I ain't 
And what you need is a plastic doll with a fresh 
coat of paint
Who's gonna sit through all the madness always, 
act so quaint,
I said - a. Oh yeah, well - a.

Verse 2: 
It's your new friend, you're really 
Making a scene, and I've seen you 
Bouncing around, from machine to machine
But you know that
 [bad word] 2:
They're never really
Never really what they seem, and you can 

count on
Generate some warmth, then you'll
See just what I mean, oh baby, baby, baby yeah.

Verse 3:
Then if I'm acting like a king, don't you know 

it's 'cause 
I'm a human being, and if I 
Want too many things, don't you know it's 'cause 
I'm a human being

Verse 4:
And if I've got to dream, don't you know it's 'cause 
I'm a human being, and well if 
It's a bit obscene, don't you know it's 'cause 
I'm a human being
 [bad word] 3:
I don't gotta walk around with my head on down
Just like a human, oh no a human being 
I can hold my head so high
Just like a human, a real proud human being.

Verse 5:
Won't you give me a little sip why won't you give me a 
Drag of that cigarette, why don't you 
Try to give me something, that I'll
Never ever forget, but now
 [bad word] 4:
Could you blow it all, on a 
Million dollar bet, because you're
Liable to lose it on a 
Best lovin' you've had yet, oh baby baby, oh yeah.

Verse 6:
As Verse 3.

Verse 7:
As Verse 4.
 [bad word] 5:
As [bad word] 3.

Verse 8:
It's like I'm talkin' 'bout the human race
You're tryin' to cover up a big disgrace
Baby, yeah, yeah, [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on

Verse 9:
Well I may think that this whole scene is just a
Too appalling for me
Well, I may be the type who's just mad about
Funny little thing that I see, but I can
 [bad word] 6:
Colour that with history, and make it
Just what I want it to be, well I'm
Blowin' my change on the fan magazines, with all the
Hollywood refugees, oh baby baby oh yeah.