Here, if it's any conselation, take mine
No, no need for explanations, it's alright
With me it would only be redundant, see
If you only try to keep it all inside
I lay me down with your decision
Blow your mind, don't hesitate
This devil takes your pain away
Take mine

But now that I have finally found you
I'm gonna take it one step at a time
Let's try to keep this good thing going
You tell a joke, I nearly die
We have to laugh until we cry
Take mine, please take mine

My margarita chum, that's what you are
I'm laughing my [bad word] off when you sing
Everybody's happy now
The Luna-queens [bad word] the lunatics
While Janis Joplin tells her friend
He's just a one-night stand

I hear you retching in my bathroom, but I don't mind
No, I'll clean it up tomorrow, just sit down
Again you choke me when you [bad word] 
You and me we're so much like RG
And now I'll show you how to tango
I think it's time for us to say
That this has been a perfect day and retire, please retire

My margarita chum that what you are
I'm laughing my [bad word] off when you sing
Everybody's happy now
v.i.p. is what you are to me
I love it when you take me on your lonely Sunday stroll