These are the [bad word] of ska
These are the [bad word] of ska
The [bad word] of ska
And that’s the law

Number One: You’ve got to dance
Number Two: You make (-a) romance
Number Three: You get on the floor
And Number Four: You dance some more

The [bad word] of ska
And that’s the law

Number Five: You move your feet
And Number Six: You feel the beat
Number Seven: You drink [bad word] Number Eight: Wreck-A-Pum-Pum

The [bad word] of ska
And that’s the law

Number Nine: You don’t leave the show
Until you’ve seen it all
Number Ten: We’ll play it again
Everyone’s gonna have a ball