I was feelin' the blues 
I was watching the news 
When this fella came on the TV 

He said I'm tellin' you 
That science has proven 
That heartaches are healed by the sea 

That got me goin' 
Without even knowin' 
I packed right up and drove down 

Now I'm on a roll 
And I swear to my soul 
Tonight I'm gonna paint this town 

So bring me two pina coladas 
I want one for each hand 
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan 
Oh and never leave dry land 

Hey, troubles I forgot 'em 
I buried 'em in the sand 
So bring me two pina coladas 
She said good-bye to her good timin' man 

Oh now I've gotta say 
That the wind and the waves 
And the moon winkin' down at me 

Eases my mind 
By leavin' behind 
The heartaches that love often brings 

Now I've got a smile 
That goes on for miles 
With no inclination to roam 

I've gotta say 
That I think I've gotta stay 
'Cause this is feelin' more and more like home 

So bring me two pina coladas 
I gotta have one for each hand 
Let's set sail with Captin Morgan 
And never leave dry land 

Hey, troubles - I forgot 'em 
I buried 'em in the sand 
So bring me two pina coladas 
She said good-bye to her good timin' man