Buzzing from watching others dramatic lies 
As the TV slyly stares at me
Body piercings, like those of
Ancient Egyptians kinky slave prisoners fly at me
Placing a thorn upon her head 
Slashing her wrist, rowing around on her cavity
Being chased by little kids
Playing miniature toy accordions, her destiny

I abhor the [bad word] who calls herself reality, reality TV
I abhor the [bad word] who calls herself reality, reality TV

Fundamentally mental, deprived of meaning, 
Hedonistic theatrical entropy
The gaining of lost confidence, 
From the failures of others cheering
"No, that can't be me"

I abhor the [bad word] who calls herself reality, reality TV
I abhor the [bad word] who calls herself reality, reality TV
genetically mysterious horde of specimens, 
Sharing their empty lives with me
Grammatically [bad word] denominators, 
Destroying all of life's mystery

Body piercings, those of
Ancient kinky Egyptians slave prisoners fly at me

Nipples, tongues, [bad word]  cheeks
Nipples, tongues, [bad word]  cheeks

The century of liquid residual wishes call me

Body piercings, those of
Ancient kinky Egyptians slave prisoners fly at me

Nipples, tongues, [bad word]  cheeks
Nipples, tongues, [bad word]  cheeks

The century of liquid residual wishes call me

Buzzing from watching others dramatic lies 
As the TV slyly stares at me

I abhor the [bad word] who calls herself reality, reality TV
I abhor the [bad word] who calls herself reality, reality TV
I abhor the [bad word] who calls herself reality
I abhor the [bad word] who calls herself reality