Let's keep the screaming and the fighting and the crying
To a minimum
And if the kitchen don't work
We can fight in the living room

You try to hurt me when you say
You'll find another date
And memories of me will fade away
You try to hurt me and deny
That I was an okay guy
And I'm just left here wondering why

My
Girl is callin' me
My
Girl is callin' me a liar
My girl is callin' me a jerk
(You jerk!)

You got to realize
'Cause you're not being nice
I was trying not to hide the facts
It's the [bad word] that's in disguise
See, what you fail to see
Is it wasn't a fantasy
But little by little, all the things and the pressure
Just got the best of me

My
Girl is callin' me
My
Girl is callin' me a liar
My girl is callin' me a jerk
I should call P right now!

[P:] Hello?
[DAVE:] She doesn't listen to a single word I say
[P:] Just give the girl some time and she [bad word] around your way
[DAVE:] Man, I ain't got time to waste
And I'm tired of fights
[P:] You've got to be patient with the woman of your life
[DAVE:] Look, I tried to tell her, but
She's cussing me out
[P:] Just take her to the movies and you're gonna work it out!
[DAVE:] That's it?
[P:] Yeah
[DAVE:] Really? Alright then, good night P
[P:] Good night.