If my body was twice the size it was  
then I might look alright but I don't because,  
I've got a Disproportioned Head.  
And the people they point and laugh at me and  
they tell me it's huge 'cause honestly -  
I've got a disproportioned head.  
Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big"  
'cause I am well aware that you are lying - about my head.  
It blocks out the sun like a parasol.  
And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll 'cause I've got a disproportioned head.  
And I can't make it better with surgery.  
So I'm stuck with this skull and the world can see,  
I've got a disproportioned head.  
Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near.  
I'm across the street and I can't hear.  
Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried.  
They don't really make them in my size...Head.  
And I can only fit in convertible cars.  
And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar,  
'cause of my disoproportioned head  
And I'd go ahead and end it now  
If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head.  
I've got a disproportioned head [x3]