You say hello
And I say hello back
You say it's nice to
See me again [bad word] 
This conversation just keeps going
Want to get through this without you knowing
You can see it in my eyes
My calculating [bad word] lies
You look at me so appalled
'cause I don't recognize you at all

Now am I an [bad word] Or are you just boring?
'Cause one of these two things must be [bad word] I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly [bad word] Or is there just nothing memorable about you?
Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck
I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as [bad word] 

I don't know who you are
I don't have a freaking clue
So get a catchphrase, get an accent [bad word] your face up with a tattoo
Okay, so fine, so now you know
That I don't know, so there you go
That you don't even look a little familiar to me
And I blame you
I blame you

I'm willing to bet
This happens to you a lot
This can't be the first
Blank stare that you've got

You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage
You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage
You're camouflage on camouflage
You're a dumb white guy on entourage
You've chosen no form of expression
Yet expect to make an impression

Now am I a [bad word] Or are you just blugh?
Hey I think that question is pretty fair
You're looking at me like I discovered Alaska
But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care
You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag
So fix the situation or wear a name tag

I don't know who you are
Not even a little bit
Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid
To make people give a [bad word] Okay, so fine, so now you know
That I don't know, so there you go
That you don't even look a little familiar to me
And I blame you
I blame you

I blame you
I blame you