I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.
I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.

look at me, look at me
gun in the air as you can see
and BOOM
when I get a headshot
I just add to my killing spree
layin traps like there's no tomorrow
enemy team is full of sorrow
I can shoot my net and slow you down
while your teammates watch and turn around
I can skill shot a moving fly
I can shoot you as you're moving by
I know my spells like the back of my hand
and I know all yours cuz I've played your champ
Me and my team call M.I.As
Me and my team know how to gank
support, carry, and tank
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I [bad word] from ganks with my heavy net
my heavy net.
my heavy net.

and I can kill your team with no ultimate
with no ultimate.
with no ultimate.

look at me, look at me
gun in the air as you can see
and BOOM
I sure am lucky
to be the one here with the longest range
I can last hit and get my B.sword
I can upgrade it to a cleaver
I can drop your armor down to 0
and in that I swear I'm a firm believer
I can spread you and your team apart
I can end fights before they start
I know how to build and lead a team
and I can make you wanna be here with me
First blood, ganking, pushing towers
Me and my team have got the power
I know the patch notes for each update
and I take action before it's late cuz

I can lead my team to a pentakill
to a pentakill.
to a pentakill.

and I can lead my team with a single ping
with a single ping.
with a single ping.

look at me
look at me
harassing and I won't stop
the scoreboard shows I'm the only one alive
and on top
my ult is global
my tower secure
my team is mobile
we've got you for sure
I can buy myself a million healing potions
I am keenly aware of your ganking notions
I dive into teamfights and still survive
I can kill you and let you waste your revive
I can make anybody go to spawn pad
just cuz they're in my way
and I can take any kill with no permission
I have it all cuz I'm the carry and
I can guide my bullets just by locking on
by locking on.
by locking on.
and I can hit a target with my perfect shot
with my perfect shot.
with my perfect shot.
and I can end the game with a single push
with a single push.
with a single push.
with a single push.
with a single push.
with a single push.

I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.
I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.