Ahem!

 Here we go...

"Super Friends" is what we're called, but really that is bogus.

At best, we'd say we're work colleagues no matter how you coach us.

There's really only three of you, the rest of us are tokens,

Robots, fish, and aliens, and female Hocus-Pocus.

(Vocalizing)

If Super Friends are what we are, [bad word] and help me move.

I asked if you could feed my cat, you left to save the Louve!

Can you drive me to the airport? You said-...

Best to call a cab. (drives off)

So how are we the Super Friends?

Here, let me take a stab! (shoots arrow)

(HEY!)

(Vocalizing)

Super Friends is just a name. On Facebook you wont poke us.

It's all about the union dues, which really kind of soak us.

Your members change so [bad word] is a sham.

You say you don't charge minors, but then you bill Shazam!!

(HEY!)

(Vocalizing)

Super Friends are there for you, they've always got your back!

But clearly, you said nothing when I went out dressed like that.

I was really strapped for cash and things were really, really tight.

But asking you for money seems to be your Kryptonite!

(POW!)

(Vocalizing)

Sure, we've saved the world and all...

Plus all the other Earths!

Just sit through "Twilight" with me and you'll really prove your worth.

That's what Super Friends are for, sings Elton John J'onn J'onzz.

If only you would change the name, this place would feel like home!

If only you would change the name, this place would feel like HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OME!

Okay then, how about, the Justice League?

Yeah! Sure! I'm okay with that.