Get in the pick-up [bad word]  we're goin' for a ride [bad word] one man, it's a downhill slide
(Remember the dead boys)
Crawl in the back, we're goin' downtown [bad word] on bro, we can both fall down
(Remember the dead boys)
Got a big old cheap plastic bottle of gin
Nasty, but it'll do you in
Got to keep on talkin' so you [bad word] to
What the [bad word]  what the [bad word] is wrong with you?

Midnight ride 1997, One, two, three
 [bad word] you're going down tonight
We're takin' you in
(You're going down tonight!)
We're takin' you out
You're going down tonight
We're takin' you in
(You're going down tonight!)
We're takin' you out
Midnight ride, one, two. [bad word] on!
Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1997,
Gonna party like it's 1997. (x4)

I know you're tearin' [bad word] up and you [bad word] yourself wild
I been drinkin' since I was a child, [bad word] ..
(Remember the dead boys)
I know you outweigh me by fifty pounds
That won't matter in a couple of rounds
If the cops get here first, you're a dead man
Well, you know I'm doin' all I can

Sing along, bro', with the Dead Boys and the New York Dolls
You know we like that noise

Midnight ride 1997, One, two, three
 [bad word] you're going down tonight
We're takin' you in
(You're going down tonight!)
We're takin' you out
You're going down tonight
We're takin' you in
(You're going down tonight!)
We're takin' you out
Midnight ride, one, two. [bad word] on! [bad word] ON!

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1997,
Gonna party like it's 1997! (x4)