I was born with a [bad word] in my brain, yeah [bad word] in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my [bad word] sucked in the shed
Can't we just play with [bad word] instead?
After I [bad word] you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the [bad word] s up with this kid!
The [bad word] won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't let that [bad word] get you upset
Go in there, stick a [bad word]  cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it,
I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ah go [bad word] his brains out, if any's left in his head"
 [bad word] 
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know [bad word] lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

"Did you get him?" Naaw, [bad word] tried to bite my face off I just got [bad word]  chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the [bad word]  blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That [bad word] s got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every [bad word]  thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac, that's Shady dog
Man that [bad word] s gangsta, ain't he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that [bad word]  brain of yours
Say no more, what the [bad word] you waitin' for, sing along
 [bad word] 
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know [bad word] lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching [bad word] him in the [bad word]  suck the [bad word] out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me [bad word] a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping "Shady what the [bad word] you saying?"
I don't know help me! What the [bad word] s happening, I think I'm [bad word] melting
"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said no,
I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called [bad word] rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"
 [bad word] 
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know [bad word] lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!