I’m a loner alone with neuroses and hate 
Anger is a permanent character trait 
My letter bombs are primed and ready to send 
Would you like to add me as a friend? 
I’m a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns 
I’m almost 50 and I live with my Mum 
I hope my nude picture doesn’t offend 
Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Add me. Add me 
My mother says she wished she’d never had me 
Add me. Add me 
Would you like to add me as a friend? 

I’m a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room 
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume 
The voices in my head aah they’ll get me in the end 
Would you like to add me as a friend? 
I’d really like to mail you the picture that I drew 
It’s Kylie’s body but the head is you 
I’ve asked you fifty times before I’m asking you again – 
Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Add me. Add me 
My mother says she wished she’d never had me 
Add me. Add me 
Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Here’s a picture of me in my [bad word] uniform 
doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform 
at a monster [bad word] rally that my Mum and me attend 
Would you like to add me as a friend? 
I’ve added Britney and Paris and you and Tom 
I’m going to find your address so I can visit you at home 
I don’t like people but I like to pretend – 
Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Add me. Add me 
My mother says she wished she’d never had me 
Add me. Add me 
Would you like to add me as a friend?