-Honey, why are you so sad?
Honey, why are you so unhappy? I don't understand.
-You don't love [bad word]  You love my cousin, Sunny. You think she is lovely, and I am ugly.
-Janet, just once last mounth I took Sunny out for lunch. You mustn't worry. I like [bad word] much better then Sunny's.
-Oh, shut [bad word] 
-But, Honey, I think you are wonderful. You mustn't...
-Oh, SHUT UP!