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Irrational Games
with a spiky chess piece behind it.
Darkness bubbles background lights up
shadows [bad word] underwater treeeeeees.
Swim through the sea so fast,
Like the Usain Bolt of the sea.
Or is it Usain?
Big Daddy
Ther's an underwater city.
Sea Monster!
City lights up
It's a goldfish
Cameraman is shouting bubbles
Cameraman needs [bad word] up for air
Much better... OR NOT!
Thrown, hit the ground
Blurry hand look up
Ocean not so big
Big Daddy not so big
THAT THING IS.
Giant evil robot hand grabs your head
But he has a heart
Don't try to grab it or he'll throw you ont the window.
Slow motion lasts until you look down
so don't look down.
Don't look down,
DON'T LOOK DOWN!
You're lucky there's a blimp, GRAB IT!
Hit it rollin backwards there's a handle
but it's too far away.
HUH-RIP the blimp don't look down!
Why'd you look down?!
Now you've got one hande
Look around, floating town.
Tell a baby to talk to the hand
There's a man on a balcony talking to himself
Cue epic music
Floating building wants to be higher than the other ones
so it booooooosts itself.
Ripping noise?!
It's not looking good.
Down he goes onto a levitating nest of dethorned roses
Float into the arms of a buxom sorceress.
Who's your daddy?
ME.
Oh. My bad.
That's a shame she had an amazing pair of..
Bioshock Infinite..s.