Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go."
 Old Thomas Edison mixing up the medicine
 Messing up time from Accrington to Amazon
 See them [bad word] with their wires and booms and their itchy little thumbs saying "Play your funky [bad word] "
 Each jump in the dark we claim as our own
 We know it's a lie; we never acted alone
 Each jump in the dark, each jump in the dark
 The machine became the star, beats to the bar, poor Gus Dudgeon lying in his car
 Down in the basement messing with the moment
 Alchemy and elements smashing up your [bad word]  Old Thomas Edison mixing up the medicine
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 See them [bad word] with their wires and booms and their itchy little thumbs saying "Play your funky [bad word] "
 foot in the past, a head in a book, a soup of opinion, a ladle of luck
 Each jump in the dark, each jump in the dark
 Old Thomas Edison mixing up the medicine
 Messing up time from Accrington to Amazon
 See them [bad word] with their wires and booms and their itchy little thumbs saying "Play your funky [bad word] "
 From starlight to flashlight, sorting out the copyright
 It takes a little time but the contract's airtight
 Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
 The money's in the black but the needle's in the red
 "One, two, one, two, check, Wednesday, Wednesday, Mississippi, yeah..."
 Old Thomas Edison mixing up the medicine
 Messing up time from Accrington to Amazon
 See them [bad word] with their wires and booms and their itchy little thumbs saying "Play your funky [bad word] "