Life is hard
And so am i
You'd better give me something
So i don't die

Novocaine for the soul
Before i sputter out

Life is white
And i am black
Jesus and his lawyer [bad word] back
Oh my darling
Will you be here
Before i sputter out

Guess whose living here
With the great undead
This paint-by-numbers life
Is [bad word] with my head
Once again

Life is good
And i feel great
'cause mother says i was
great mistake

Novocaine for the soul
You'd better give me something
To fill the hole
Before i sputter out