If you really really really really love me
 Then you really really really gotta show me
 Don't whine when I put it in your booty
 Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty
 Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
 If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
 Then I'll know that you really really really really really really really love me
 If you really really love me

 If you really [bad word] want to make me feel nice
 Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice
 Let me have the keys to your Mercedes
 Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies
 If I get fat and look like an egg
 Lie to me, tell me I'm in great shape
 Then I'll know that you really really really
 Really really really love me

 If you wonder what I did with the rent
 Just consider it money well spent
 I bought [bad word] and a new surfboard
 So just go tell your dumb landlord
 That you love me
 You really really love me
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 If I have  with your friend Melanie
 Don't act like it's some kind of felony
 It's not [bad word] for this kind of infidelity
 It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me
 Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse
 And you get to ride the pony of course
 'Cause I'm really really really really really really
 Really really fond of you too

 When you think it's really suckie girl
 All your friends will say 'you lucky girl'
 You got a man who's hot you say
 All the girls wanna be with me
 'Cause they love me
 They really really love me
 Yes they do

 If you really really really really love me
 You'd never make me hang out with your family
 Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me
 When I try to borrow money he berates me
 So Molly thinks that I'm too old for you
 'Cause you're 19 and I'm 52
 He can't see that you really really really really really really love me
 You really really really really really really really really love me
 If you really really love me