1st Verse:
I was out stumblin' in the rain
Staring at your lips so red
You said, "Blah, blah, blah"
Got a pillow stuck in my head
How could I argue in the mirror?
She looked at me
Yes I hear her
 [bad word] 
When I see the glory
I ain't gotta worry (2x)

2nd Verse:
Said there's a halo on that [bad word] Won't you please get it for me
I said, "Of course my little swan
If ever and ever you adore me"
She got mad, she said, 
"You're too steep"
Puts on her boxing gloves
And went to sleep
 [bad word] 
Bridge
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