I had a baby named Jane

She could shake that thing

Said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane

she sang the soul train with a friend named Jen

Her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz

Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie

I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey

With gravy

Baby Baby Baby...

Baby was Jen's best friend

And maybe if you were lucky

Licky licky sucky sucky

Mickey Mickey, [bad word] me [bad word] me

More junk in her [bad word] than a Honda

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

Get your booty on the dance floor

Work it out, shake it little momma

Lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven, now

If you don't know, let me show you how

To work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a princess, queen of incest

Whe was inbred but Jean had big [bad word] 
And big eyes and a big [bad word] to match

Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch

Then came Molly

hood from Hollywood High

So fly she was transatlantic

She was a manic depressive

[manic depressive]

Which was impressive

Very impressive

I had to test it

Tasted like chicken and was lemon scented

She took me home to her mama

I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

Get your booty on the dance floor

Work it out, shake it little momma

Lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven, now

If you don't know, let me show you how

To work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a doll named Dana from Santa Ana

She was a waitress at the Copa Cabanna

She was slammin' and her [bad word] was jammin'

Like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation

Her brother Jason had a girl named Grace

And you could see her [bad word] from outer space

So I landed on her planet

And I planted a Mickey Av flag in it, dammit!

One, two, three, four

Get your booty on the dance floor

Work it out, shake it little momma

Lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven, now

If you don't know, let me show you how

To work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

Get your booty on the dance floor

Work it out, shake it little momma

Lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven, now

If you don't know, let me show you how

To work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

Get your booty on the dance floor

Work it out, shake it little momma

Lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven, now

If you don't know, let me show you how

To work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

Get your booty on the dance floor

Work it out, shake it little momma

Lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

Five, six, seven, now

If you don't know, let me show you how

To work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda