Baby, there's something that I've got to tell you girl 

It just may be the most important thing in the world 

You know that I love you 

And there's no one above you 

But there is something I love even more than you 

It's making babies cry! 

I makes me feel alive 

Monster peek-a-boo 

It makes them go boo-hoo! 

Making babies cry! 

Your mommy wave bye-bye! 

Your mommy wave bye-bye! 

When I'm making babies cry! 

Hey, baby, you're thinking that I'm crazy 

Or that my reason, it is hazy 

But I get so much joy 

Making babies cry 

The whimpers give me pride 

Breaking babies' toys 

It makes my favorite noise 

Making babies cry 

With screaming on the side 

Making babies cry 

Making babies cry 

[Spoken] Baby, I know I'm not winning any popularity contests, but this is what makes me whole. Some guys have flaws. Or play checkers. Others organize book clubs. But me, I make tiny, adorable babies cry their little heads off! 

[Singing] It's what makes me, me! 

Meee! Yeah, yeah 

Oh, it makes me, me 

So, baby, take my hand 

Together we stand 

And we can start 

Making babies cry! 

We'll laugh until we cry 

Making babies cry 

We'll do it til we die 

Together spend our lives 

Making babies cry 

Making babies cry (x5) 

Woah, woah