Dolly:
 [bad word]  Well, hello harry
 It's so nice to be back home where i belong
 You are looking swell, manny
 I can tell, danny
 You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
 You're still goin' strong
 I feel the room swayin'
 For the band's playin'
 One of my old fav'rite songs from 'way back when
 So, bridge that gap, fellas
 Find me an empty lap, fellas
 Dolly'll never go away again

 Waiters:
 Hello, dolly,
 Well hello, dolly,
 It's so nice to have you back where you belong
 You're looking swell, dolly,
 We can tell, dolly,
 You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
 You're still goin' strong.
 We feel the room swayin'
 For the band's playin'
 One of your old fav'rite songs from 'way back when, so...

 Dolly:
 Here's my hat fellas
 I'm stayin' where i'm at, fellas

 Waiters:
 Promise you'll never go away again

 Dolly:
 I went away from the lights of fourteenth street
 And into my personal haze
 But now that i'm back in the lights of 14th street
 Tomorrow will be brighter than the good old days

 Waiters:
 Those good old days

 Dolly:
 Tell 'em to be sweet!

 Waiters:
 Hello, well hello dolly!
 Well hello, hey look there's dolly!

 Dolly:
 Glad to see you hank, let's thank my lucky star

 Waiters:
 Your lucky star

 Dolly:
 You're lookin' great, stanley
 Lose some weight, i think, i think you did,stanley?
 Dolly's overjoyed and overwhelmed and over par

 Waiters:
 I hear the ice tinkle

 Dolly:
 Do you hear the ice tinkle

 Waiters:
 See the lights twinkle

 Dolly:
 Can you see the lights twinkle

 Waiters:
 And you still get glances from us handsome men
 So...

 Dolly:
 Look at you all, you're all so handsome
 Golly gee, fellas
 Find me a vacant knee, fellas

 Waiters:
 Dolly'll never go away again

 (a dance follows dolly and the waiters)

 Louis:
 Well, hello

 Dolly:
 Look who's here!

 Louis:
 Dolly, this is louis

 Dolly:
 Hello, louis!

 Louis:
 Dolly,
 It's so nice to have you back where you belong

 Dolly:
 I am so glad to be back!

 Louis:
 Are you lookin' swell,

 Dolly:
 Thank you, louis!

 Louis:
 Dolly!
 I can tell,

 Dolly:
 Does it show?

 Louis:
 Dolly!
 You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
 You're still

 Both:
 Uhm...goin' strong

 Louis:
 I feel the room swayin'

 Dolly:
 Pee pee pah dah pee pah

 Louis:
 And the band's playin'

 Dolly:
 Pah pah pah dee pah dee pah pah

 Louis:
 One of our old favorite songs from way back when, so!

 Dolly:
 Pah pah pah pah pah pah pah
 I remember it so, you're my favorite!

 Louis:
 Show some snap, find her an empty lap, yeah!

 Dolly:
 Yeahuuhm!

 Both:
 Dolly'll never go away again...

 Waiters:
 Well, well hello, dolly,
 Well, hello, dolly,
 It's so nice to have you back where you belong
 You're looking swell, dolly,(wow)
 We can tell, dolly, (wow)
 You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
 You're still goin' strong.

 Waiters:
 I hear the ice tinkle

 Dolly:
 I hear it tinkle

 Waiters:
 See the lights twinkle

 Dolly:
 I see them twinkle

 Waiters:
 And you still get glances from us handsome men
 So...

 Dolly:
 Mmmm, wow wow wow, fellas

 Waiters:
 Hey, yeah!

 Dolly:
 Look at the old girl now, fellas

 Waiters:
 Wow!

 Dolly & waiters:
 Dolly'll never go away again.