When I'm stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral print
My mind begins the arrangements
But When I start to feel that pull
Turns out I just pulled myself
She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on earth

I'm dumb, she's a [bad word] I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink Triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the [bad word]  let me know the [bad word] 
Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would [bad word] When I'd chill and settle down
When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyone's a little [bad word] Can't she be a little straight?