They opened up a bar called Living [bad word] Right from the start it didn't go too well
They didn't have the vibe or quite the right clientele
They bought a velvet rope and the doorman laughed
They got robbed blind by half the wait staff
Six short weeks and they were forced to sell

Richie [bad word] Don't know what they're doin'
Richie [bad word] Are both a little out of their minds
Don't give 'em a dime
They'll blow through your dough
Just like they blew through mine
Oh woh oh woh oh oh, oh woh oh woh oh oh
Where did the money go?
Where did the money go?

They opened a boutique they called Debris
Together with some kid from FIT
Though later it turned out he never quite got his degree
Eleven hundred bucks for a ripped up shirt
That came pre-stained with bleach and black dirt
Seemed just a little bit too steep to me

Richie [bad word] Don't know what they're doin'
Richie [bad word] Are both a little out of their minds
Don't give 'em a dime
They'll blow through your dough
Just like they blew through mine

And ever since the seventh grade
They've been sayin' that "We've got it made"
And I still haven't gotten paid, gotten paid at all
Oh woh oh woh oh oh, oh woh ooh woh oh oh
Where did the money go?

Richie [bad word] Don't know what they're doin'
Richie [bad word] Are both a little...
They're both a little...
They're both a little...
Out of their minds