Italy: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Germany: What's that?
Italy: Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!

Italy:
is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

1:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Germany:
is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-

Italy:
Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
is for Friends who do stuff to-

Germany:
Never! [bad word] idiotic!

Italy:
Here, Let me help you...
is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!

Germany:
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

2:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Germany:
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?

Italy:
No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Germany:
Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Italy:
Okay!

Italy & Germany:
is for Frolic through all the flowers.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddy.