If you really really really really love me then you really really really 
Gotta show me don't whine when I put it in your booty or if I'm up all 
Night playin call of duty never hassle me because I'm unemployed if I sleep 
All day don't get annoyed then I'll know that you really really really 
Really really really love me. 
If you really really want to make me feel nice don't ever make me have ask 
Twice let me have the keys to your mercedes [bad word] when I bring 
Home some ladies if I get fat and look like an egg lie to me tell me I'm in 
Great shape then I'll know that you really really really really really 
Really love me. 
When you wonder what I did with the rent just consider it money well spent 
Bought [bad word] and a new surfboard just go tell you dumb landlord that you 
Love me you really love me 
If I have  with your friend Melanie don't act like it's some kind of 
Felony it's not [bad word] for this kind of infidelity it happens to a lot of 
Guys like tiger woods and me just be happy that I'm hung like a horse and 
You to ride the pony of course then you'll know that I'm really really 
Really really really fond of you too 
When you think it's really suckie girl all your friends say your lucky girl 
Got a man who's hot they say all the girls wanna be with me cause they love 
Me they really love me yes they do 
If you really really really really really love me you make me hang out with 
Your family your mom sucks and your dad really hates me when I try to 
Borrow money he berates me they think I'm too old for you cause your 19 and 
I'm 52 can't they see that you really really really really really really 
Love me. If you really love me.