Cinderella's on her bedroom floor
 She's got a
 [bad word] on the guy at the liquor store
 Cause Mr. Charming [bad word] home anymore
 And she forgets why she came here
 Sleeping Beauty's in a foul mood
 For shame she says
 None for you dear prince, I'm tired today
 I'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming

 'cause I don't care for your fairytales
 You're so worried about the maiden though you know
 She's only waiting on the next best thing

 Snow White is doing dishes again cause
 What else can you do
 With seven itty-bitty men?
 Sends them to bed and calls up a friend
 Says will you meet me at midnight?
 The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says
 Would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair
 I'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows

 Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom
 Man made up a story said that I should believe him
 Go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight
 But I don't want the next best thing
 So I sing and hold my head down and I break these walls round me
 Can't take no more of your fairytale love

 I don't care
 I don't care
 Worry bout the maiden though you know
 She's only waiting spent the whole life being graded on the sanctity of patience and a dumb
 Appreciation
 But the story needs some mending and a better happy ending
 Cause I don't want the next best thing
 No no I don't want the next best thing