you're so late getting home from the office
did you miss your train?
were you caught in the rain?
no, don't bother to explain
can i fix you a quick martini?
as a matter of fact, i'll have one with you
for, to tell you the [bad word]  i've had quite a day too
 
guess who i saw today, my dear 
i went in town to shop around for something new
and thought i'd stop and have a bite when i was through
i looked around for someplace near
and it occurred to me where i had parked the car
there was a most attractive french cafe and bar
it really wasn't very far

the waiter showed me to a dark, secluded corner
and as my eyes became accustomed to the gloom
i saw two people at the bar who were so in love
even i could spot it, clear across the room
 
guess who i saw today, my dear
i've never been so shocked before
i headed blindly through the door
they didn't see me passing through
guess who i saw today
i saw you