My cold black kitty she won't bite 
 But she's been sat outside all night
 Her whisker's dirty and her eyes are bright 
 And you'll do anything if [bad word] inside

 But cold black kitty she won't budge 
 She just wants [bad word] inside
 She never once had to tell me twice

 If you're not careful when you sleep, 
 You'll wake up and she's at your feet
 And I know boys been driven mad, 
 Wanting something they can't have

 Yeah oh
 Yeah oh

 But if I don't get your letter soon 
 All kinds of problems in your room
 So out with confessions and on with life 
 your pretty face is the kind I like

 My cold black kitty she won't budge 
 She just wants [bad word] inside
 She don't like to be treated nice 
 She never once had to tell me twice

 If you're not careful when you sleep, 
 You'll wake up and she's at your feet
 And I know boys been driven mad, 
 Wanting something they can't have

 Yeah oh
 Yeah oh

 If you're not careful when you sleep, 
 You'll wake up and she's at your feet
 And I know boys been driven mad, 
 Wanting something they can't have