That`s nice, forgive me for last night
If you haven`t noticed
I`m your worst boyfriend - right
You know it
I can`t dance and I hate your parents
And what`s with your brother, he sees right
Through my shtick

The oppurtunity to get ride of me
Has passed by you missed your chance
Wait to long and now you`re stuck with me
And all your friends say `What are you doing?`
With me, it might be
Possibly a big mistake
The oppurtunity, the oppurtunity

That`s right my test scores are a fright
I`m much stupider than you
And now you`ve got proof
I suck, I suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
Trade up, you certainly can`t trade down

The oppurtunity to get ride of me
Has passed by you blew your chance
Wait to long and now you`re stuck with me
And all your friends say `What are you doing?`
With me, it might be
Possibly a big mistake
The oppurtunity, the oppurtunity

The oppurtunity, the oppurtunity
That`s right, you can;t get ride of me
That`s right, you can;t get ride of me
That`s right, you can;t get ride of me
That`s right, you can;t get ride of me