Wake up my lover, shake her off like a stick
Hung over, tired and shaky, head two feet thick
Half past noon I got up out of bed
Ran to the freezer to cool off my head

Now I see the vision, seeing is believing
Teas'n, [bad word] for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n but she wants more

Woke up again in a stranger's bed
Heard her honey's voice, I knew I was dead
Lovers under the covers, shakin' in shock
Blink of my eyes, been stabbed, hung or shot, yeah

Any kind of reason, feelin' for the feelin'
Teas'n, [bad word] for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more
Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, give the dog a bone
Teas'n, pleas'n, roll over baby, hang up the phone

Gee, Mister, I didn't know she was your wife
Hey, a let's just shake on it and call it even
Man, I think I got the wrong house

I don't even make [bad word] That's why I'm usually the fool
I never even had no school, yeah
Hey sugar, don't ya think I'm cool

Teas'n, [bad word] for the door
Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more
Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, give the dog a bone
Teas'n, pleas'n, roll over baby, hang up the phone

Teas'n, pleas'n
Teas'n, pleas'n

Teas'n, pleas'n, teas'n, pleas'n
Teas'n, pleas'n, teas'n, pleas'n
Teas'n, pleas'n