The Worst Nurse
H.: Nurse!
B.: Nurse! I’m thirsty!
H.: Nurse! My head hurts!
B.: NURSE!
H.: Curse these nurses!
B.: Nurse Sherman always wears such dirty shirts.
H.: And such short skirts.
B.: She never arrives at work early.
H.: She and… er… Nurse Turner weren’t at work on Thursday, were they?
B.: No, they weren’t.
H.: Nurse Sherman is the worst nurse in the ward, isn’t she?
B.: No, she isn’t. She’s the worst nurse in the world!