You skinned your knee in Norlands
Dancin' with a chimp
Broke your toe in Kokomo
Got yourself a limp 
Oh baby, what am I gonna do
Seems like every time [bad word] back home
There's less and less of you
Ah you lost your voice in Boston 
Yellin' at some fool 
Wrecked your wrist in Corpus Christi
Fallin' off a stool
Oh no, what are you gonna do
Seems like every time [bad word] back home
There's less and less of you
Well you aiming for the highroad
You missed it by an inch 
Drive from [bad word] to breakfast
Never even flinch
I wake up in the mornin'
The bed's too big for one
Wonderin' where my good man's gone

Left your heart in Memphis
New York stole your brain
Every city in between
Has taken what remains
Oh baby, I don't know what to say
I hope some little piece of you [bad word] back to me some day
I seen you aiming for the high road
You missed it by an inch 
Drive from [bad word] to breakfast
Never even flinch
I wake up in the mornin'
The bed's too big for one
Wonderin' where my good man's gone 
Left your heart in Memphis
New York stole your brain
Every city in between
Has taken what remains
Oh baby, I don't what we're going to do 
Seems like every time [bad word] back home
There's less and less of you.