We were in the Badlands one day,
Chasing B'Elanna and Chakotay.
We were whisked into the Delta Quadrant,
 [bad word]  thats far away.

I wanna go home,
Please let me go home.
I say [bad word] the Ocampa,
I wanna go home.

The Caretaker had an array,
That could get us home safe,
But Janeway that ignorant [bad word] 
She blew it away.

I wanna go home,
Please let me go home.
Drop me off at a wormhole,
I wanna go home.

So now I'm stuck here for years,
In the Delta Quadrant I fear,
With the Kazon and Hirogen,
And a brother with pointy ears.

I wanna go home,
Please let me go home.
Talaxian chicks are ugly,
I wanna go home.

So hoist up the aft nacelles,
See how the warp core burns.
Tell Janeway to go to [bad word] 
I wanna go home.

I wanna go home,
Please let me go home.
I say [bad word] the Ocampa,
I wanna go home.