I've been sending you signals

But my signals have never been seen

I've been writing you letters

But those letters never leave me

I bought you a couple of presents

But they sit in the corner unwrapped

I just can't bring myself to [bad word] 

I can't close this permanent gap

How can I let you forget me?

If you don't even know me already?

My name doesn't change very often

But it's never been Don and Sherri