Hey little girl with the cash to burn 
Well I'm selling something you won't return
Hey little girl take me off the shelf
'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself 
"Once you've browsed through the whole selection 
Shake those hips in my direction
prettier package you never did see
Take me home and they unwrap me
Shop around but little darlin' 
I've got to be

The ladies' choice" 
Ladies' choice
The ladies' choice

Hey little girl looking for a sale
(repeat)
Test drive this American male
(repeat)
It's going to take cash to fill my tank 
(repeat)
So let's crack open your piggy bank
(repeat)
"Hey little girl goin' window shopping 
I got somethin traffic stoppin

Hey little girl on a spending spree
I [bad word] cheap but the [bad word] free
On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree
I'm the ladies' choice
The ladies' choice
The ladies' choice

Wow!
Hey little girl on a spending spree
I [bad word] cheap but the [bad word] free
On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree

Oh, hey little girl listen to my plea [bad word] with a lifetime guarantee
One day maybe we'll find that baby makes three
It's the ladies' choice
I'm the ladies' choice
The ladies' choice
I'm the ladies' choice, choice, choice 
I'm the ladies' choice..