Frank-N-Furter:  How d´you do
 I see you´ve met my faithful handyman
 He´s a little brought down
 Because when you knocked
 He throught you were the candy man
 Don´t get [bad word] out by the way I look
 Don´t judge a book by its cover
 I´m not much of a man by the light of day
 But by night I´m one [bad word] of a lover
 
 I´m just a sweet transvestite from Tranual Transylvania
 
 Let me show you around or maybe play you a sound
 You look like you´re both pretty groovy
 Or if you want something visual that´s not too abysmal
 We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
 
Brad: I´m glad we caught you at home
 Could we use your phone?
 We´re both in a bit of a hurry
 We´ll just say where we are and go back to the car
 We don´t want to be any worry
 
Frank-N-Furter: Well, you got caught with a flat
 Well, how ´bout that!
 Well, babies, don´t you panic.
 By the light of the night
 It´ll all seem all right
 I´ll get you a satanic mechanic
 I´m just a sweet transvestite from Tranual Transylvania
 
Frank-N-Furter: Why don´t you stay for the night
Riff-Raff,Magenta,Columbia: . Night
Frank-N-Furter: Or maybe a bite
Riff-Raff,Magenta,Columbia: Bite
 
Frank-N-Furter: I could show you my favorite obsession
 I´ve been making a man with blonde hair and a tan
 And he´s good for relieving my... tension!
 I´m just a sweet transvestite from Tranual Transylvania
 
 [bad word] up to the lab
 And see what´s on the slab
 I see you shiver with antici... pation
 But maybe the rain is really to blame
 So I´ll remove the cause...
 But not the symptom!