I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard
Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face.
I love your black nappy hair, 
and those hot suits that you wear.
I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place. 
I’m a total psycho
Spying through a window
I’ll kill that Michell hoe
And take over as first lady 
Hi, nice to meet you
I’m friggin crazy
When I kill your wife
You will marry me
Carly Obama will be my new name
I’ve been your stalker since your first campaign

Whoa I don’t know you
Your friggin crazy
You look like a dude
Your eyes are lazy
And you need to stop stalking me
Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy.

You might not realize it yet
But we’ll soon be having  inside the Oval Office

Your totally insane

Maybe if I wash my car it will make your weenier hard.

Please stop or I’m gonna barf, you look worse than McCain.

Now I’m gonna fall off of this cars wet hood top
help my head hit a rock
OMG it’s really bloody 
I snuck in your room while you were away
And stole your boxers
They smell good, don’t they?

Get those [bad word] boxers out of my face
Or else I’ll gonna call the C.I.A.

No! Please I love you!
Just give me one taste.

Take one step closer and I’ll scream rape
Wait! Who the [bad word] is that guy playing the bass.

Oh that’s Osama

My death was a fake. 

When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad.
How could you do that?
This makes me so so mad.
But secretly I’ve always liked your y beard and hat.
Will you be my man
Will you call me maybe?