One morning i woke up
With such a bad head
I thought i'd been hit by a tow [bad word] Smack
No such luck
Look down and notice that im wearing no top 
No socks and no trousers, oh fock
Bits and bobs jiggling around so much
I'm a walking promotion for botox
How did i get here?
Why am i naked?
I'd Better grab a rock and decide what my fate is

I'm just a naked [bad word] around, baby
Hold on a minute, I'm a little overwhelmed
I'm just a naked [bad word] around, baby
Hold on a minute, whats [bad word] sound?
Said How did i get here?
Why am i naked?
I'd Better grab a rock and decide what my fate is

I put the pieces together like kojak
bit of wood and a bit of stone is a stone axe
What a throwback, homo erectus
Hope you know latin
'Cause I'm whacking your solar plexus
Stay away from my camp
You and your mans ran in
Crafting and aiming at you with a hand cannon
Defending my base
I stand on my feet
I'm nude, but you won't get your hands on my meat
I'm planning to eat
Build bigger better houses
But for now i guess i'd better get a pair of trousers

I'm just a naked [bad word] around
Hold on a minute, baby,
Look what I've found
I'm just a naked [bad word] around, baby
Hold on a minute, 
What's [bad word] sound?

I'm a bare man
Fighting a bear, man
I don't need bare man
I do it with my bare hands
I'm gonna track a deer
Follow the hoof prints
'Til [bad word] across a box full of blueprints
Now i can do things, like a civilised man
But I'll still kill anything that moves
With the thing in my hand
It's been a nice chat
But I'm still gona stick a knife in the guy's back
Don't [bad word] anybody
Not even your best friend
It's an act, better put it on the west end
Lets not pretend
Human nature was changed, man
Still naked, behaving like a caveman

I'm just a naked [bad word] around
Hold on a minute, why's there blood on the ground?
I'm just a naked [bad word] around, baby
Hold on a minute, whats [bad word]  rustling sound?