The indie kids are a bunch of snobs [bad word] my timing's all off
I think timing is for stupid f**ks! Why do they think I
Play PUNK ROCK!!!
Steve Albini playing god of indie heaven, stupid dorks

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
I'm not a vegan and I have had ,
Keeping time in seven and eleven!

So some hard-line kids tried to kick my [bad word] They're anti-choice, they're facist youth,
They're nothing but a bunch of jocks!
If you're not like them they want to clean your clock
Their songs all sound like metal tunes!

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!

But what about punk rock?
What about punk rock? Hahahaha
I've been told emo songs are deep, which translates into
REALLY WEAK!!!!!
All they ever do is cry, did something get caught in their eyes?
I just can't understand it all,
Even I don't only bawl..
Boohoohoo.. (Be a man.)
My girlfriend dumped me
And I'm really really hurt...

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!

It sux, you suck, It sux, you suck.....Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!