[bad word] 
We'll drink a drink a drink
To lily the pink the pink the pink
The saviour of our human race
For she invented, [bad word] 
Most efficacious in every case

Mr freers had sticky out ears
And it made him awful shy
And so they gave him [bad word] 
And now he's learning how to fly

Brother Tony was notably bony
He would never eat his meals
And so they gave him [bad word] 
Now they move him round on wheels

We'll drink a drink a drink
To lily the pink the pink the pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented [bad word] 
Mosr efficacious in every case
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Old Ebenezer thought he was Julius Caesar
And so they put him in a home
Where they gave him [bad word] 
And now he's emporor of Rome

Jonny Hammer, had a terrible st st st st stammer
He could hardly sssay a word
And so they gave him [bad word] 
Now's he's seen, but never heard

 [bad word] 

Aunty Milly ran willy nilly
When her legs they did recede
So they looked on [bad word] 
Now they call her milipede

Jennifer Eccles, had terrible freckles
And the boys all called her names
But they gave her [bad word] 
Now he joins in all the games

 [bad word] 

Lily the pink she turned to drink
She filled up with parafin inside
And despite her [bad word] 
Sadly piccalilli died

Up to heaven her soul ascended
All the church bells they did ring
She took with her [bad word] 
Hark the herald angels sing

 [bad word]