I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festerin' boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur [bad word] [bad word] Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I'll bjorg da bjorg da bjorg ya like the Swedish Chef
'Cause I'm one of a kind and kinda hard to find
Kinda like an [bad word] without his fire water wine
I'm like Schneider One Day At Time
I'm feelin' like Bob Vila nailin' up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-san does
I'm waxin' on I'm waxin' off I'm waxin' just because
I get wired like Western Union and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me
'Cause I'm more tongue in cheek than a [bad word] orgy

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

Second verse is different than the first.

I'm Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a [bad word] And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
And you'll be all ears like a field of corn
I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
Like a number two pencil I always got a point
You'll want to share it with your friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all
I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull
As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst
Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face
But then I'll [bad word] you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
'Cause I'm lettin' off steam like a Chinese laundromat
But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no [bad word] 
And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that
I hate [bad word] feminists 'cause they're all so [bad word] ugly
I hate Spin magazine 'cause they never ever plug me
And I hate Regis and I hate Kathie Lee
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think that I care what they think
I hate people that think that their [bad word] don't stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killin' people 'cause I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like