Not a whole lot going on, a small town Friday night
Revving up at a red light, on your mark get set go
Past a mom and pop restaurant
Same four [bad word] parked out front
I guess you gotta make your own fun
When you're stuck in a place this slow

There's only two means of salvation
around here that seem to work
Whiskey or the Bible, a shot glass or revival

 [bad word] 
When you don't seem [bad word] on either side of the fence
People act like you don't make sense
These big town dreams that I've been chasing
Will [bad word] [bad word] if I wind up staying
And I don't want to fall in, the [bad word] 
That everybody here seems to be stuck in now
Why do I hang around
In this church pew or bar stool kind of town

I'm like that AM station, that [bad word] in right
Till you pass the city limit sign, that's the only time it
all gets clear
Well it's crystal clear that I, just need to find
place where there is no lines
And nothing like it is around here

Someplace where it don't feel like this
world revolves around
Whiskey or the Bible, a shot glass or revival

 [bad word] 

Here it sometimes feels just like this
world revolves around
Whiskey or the Bible, a shot glass or revival

 [bad word] 

Yeah I need to get out, of this church pew or bar stool kind of town
yeah yeah