Out of England, I dream of it's green memory
When I'm there I dwell on Saxony
In Turkey when I've been due to World War I
Istanbul is the place 'cos of my birthday
I am barmy
You were barmy
I got everything
I got everything I want except for hungry
I got everything I want except for money
I've got the best round set aside for parties
I'll have one when I've gone
In fact, they said to, good one
I am barmy
You were barmy
Friends disintegrate but there are circles [?] [?]
Residue after years of fab genius
Is a pension for the jews
and a medal from [bad word] which I wiped my butt on
and hung on a laburnum tree
I am barmy
You been barmy
I am barmy
You were barmy
Just call me the first
[repeat 10 times]
I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass grey
I am barmy, feeling barmy
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[repeat 3 times]
The programs lot
We break into tune
Take and bring a word
Ring a buzzer
Take and bring a word ( " )
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