They came from way far out
In outer space
She's hard to miss
So they landed on her face
She's got cooties! 
They've found a place to nest
She's got cooties! 
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs

"Oh no! Get 'em away!"

In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell
Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn't take the smell
She's got cooties
Nobody wants to sit by her
She's got cooties! 
Don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur! 
Circle, circle, 
Dot, dot, dot
Glad I got my cootie shot! 
 [bad word] on boys, let's stamp 'em out!" 
She's got cooties! 
She's just as friendly as can be 
She's got cooties! 
She shows them cootie hospitality 
She's like a living "Twilight Zone" 
She's got cooties! 
"Quick, uh, can you get Rod Sterling on the phone?"
Black, white, red, green
Every color in between
Dresses like a circus clown
Somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!  [bad word] " 
She's just as friendly as can be
She shows them cootie hospitality
This girlie's sure to catch your eye
She surely likes to let her freak flag fly [bad word] on boys! 
Let's dance! 
Let's stamp 'em out! 

Black, white, red, green
Every color in between
Dresses like a circus clown
Somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!