Raindrops on roses, 
And whiskers on kittens, 
Bright copper kettles, 
And warm woollen mittens, 
Brown paper packages, 
Tied up with strings, 
These are a few of my favorite things . . . 

Cream colored ponies, 
An' crisp apple [bad word]  
Doorbells an' sleigh bells, 
An' schnitzel with noodles, 
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings, 
These are a few of my favorite things . . . 

Girls in white dresses, 
With blue satin sashes, 
Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes, 
Silver white winters, 
That melt into springs, 
These are a few of my favorite things . . . 

When the dog bites, 
When the bee stings, 
When I'm feelin' sad, 
I simply remember my favorite things, 
And then I don't feel so bad . . . 

Roses....hmmm kittens... 
Kettles.......mittens.... 
La dee da, la dee da,