1
You're being pathetic
Again about acrid
Bacteria in the fridge it's getting boring
But packing bags due to
Dirty socks I threw to
The lampshade's rim borders on unadorned scorn
Didn't I explicate it
Are you still not persuaded
Is grass growing on your tympanic membrane
Remember? Deponia
Self-sacrifices and bla
Gosh! Now I've to start all over again
Huzzah! All over again!
2
Only the most epic
Tales feature cool depic-
tions of sawblades [bad word] into cable boat walls
The attempt though a blunt stunt
Affected Goals implant
Which surely can't be blamed [bad word] at all
Reckoning up the sum
The best was yet [bad word] 
For the end of part one seemed a little too coarse
To amend we'll [bad word] to attend
second chance for a decent happy-end-
ing: a grand fling with dancing and booze and so forth
Huzzah! With booze and so forth!
3
Malevolent karma
So close to the dramas
Catharsis fresh doubts with her caused disarray
And she left him behind
Though still not in one mind
Planning to reunite with her fierce fianc&#233
But if you think it's time
 [bad word] to resign
So close to the finish line you don't know him at all
For heroes gather momentum
On the brink of armageddon
Enthralled by the squall they'll put balls to the wall
Huzzah! Put balls to the wall!
4
Left in the lurch
On the verge of the purge
Their search for the submerge was brought to a halt
They stopped donna goals spins
With torpedo dolphins
And finally hope glints I cannot exault
How outstandingly aced
He was dragged to the base
Now the bell for the last round was about to chime
The showdown was imminent
And if not I apprehend
The [bad word] guys will have to work overtime
Huzzah! We'll work ... overtime ... ?
5
Argus plan went awry
And: end of the story
You have to admit you enjoyed it a bit
And now you saw reason
Dump your egot-ea-sm
And weigh it against the public benefit
Because close to the bone is
Where you need cojones
And platypusses and memberships to opposing underground organisa-
tions so do unpack the bag
Now it's anyway way too late to sack
Me and secondly where am I gonna stay
Huzzah! Let's hope far away!