I work at home in my parents' basement
 I don't troll, I make statements
 I'm not a cliche sittin' in my PJ's
 Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
 I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
 I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
 Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
 And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice

 It's not for me
 It must be wrong
 I could ignore it and move on
 But I'm a Broadband Champion
 URL Badman

 And if you're tryna call it art
 I'll have to take it all apart
 I got a high-brow game plan
 URL Badman

 I'm a 
U-R-L
 B-A- M-A-N
 with no empathy
 I got a high-brow game plan
 URL Badman

 I'm a
 U-R-L
 B-A- M-A-N
 and you're dead to me
 'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
 URL Badman

 Spectacles with no prescription
 Short shorts with conviction
 Supreme palace, APC
 Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
 I'm a London white boy rapping ATL
 Keyboard Warrior that can't spell
 I don't like you, I think you're worthless
 I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress

 It's not for me
 It must be wrong
 I could ignore it and move on
 But I'm a Broadband Champion
 URL Badman

 And if you're tryna call it art
 I'll have to take it all apart
 I got a high-brow game plan
 URL Badman

 I'm a 
U-R-L
 B-A- M-A-N
 with no empathy
 I got a high-brow game plan
 URL Badman

 I'm a
 U-R-L
 B-A- M-A-N
 and you're dead to me
 'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
 URL Badman

 I like Jordans, Joyrich, DJ's [bad word] [bad word] [bad word]  Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh [bad word]  I'm a space ghost perpetrator
 a bottom half of idolater
 a check for Tyler the Creator
 a blogespheric vindicator
 A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
 Mike Jones, Paul Wall, I need a Kleenex
 I don't like girls much, they're kinda silly
 Unless of course they wanna play with my willy

 I'm a
 U-R-L
 B-A- M-A-N
 with no empathy
 I got a high-brow game plan
 URL Badman

 I'm a
 U-R-L
 B-A- M-A-N
 and you're dead to me
 'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
 URL Badman

 I got a high-brow game plan
 URL Badman