(( LYRICS: ))

[SOLLUX:]
if i was your matesprit id never let you go
we dont need no space [bad word] two make that body glow
loosen up your bras girls and get up on the flow
boondollars in my claws that id really like two blow

swag, swag, swag on you
headcanon bout my [bad word]  lemme tell you that its [bad word] do a double take, yeah, babyii got two
that means one of them for FF and one of them for you

(swag)

[ARADIA:]
id like to be everything you want

[FEFERI:]
HEY SOL! Let me talk to you! 38D

[SOLLUX:]
if i was your matesprit, id never let you go
yeah id get the [bad word]  highest blood two low
cybering on trollian, putting on a show
if i was your matesprit, id never let you go
id never let you go

tell me bout your feelings
sitting on a pile
soon i'll get you squealing and make it worth your while
yeah, i dont mean to boast but Feferi likes the view
AA has been a ghost once but now shell be my boo

[ERIDAN:]
matesprit, matesprit!
god i want a matesprit!

[SOLLUX:]
Eridan, what the [bad word] are you doing here

[ERIDAN:]
i just need to be LOVED

[SOLLUX:]
you piece of [bad word] get out of my song

[ERIDAN:]
you said thong

[SOLLUX:]
(2waggiie)

[ARADIA:]
id like t0 be everything y0u want

[FEFERI:]
)(-EY SOL! Let me talk to you! 38D

[SOLLUX:]
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go
yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low
cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how
iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go
iid never let you go

[ARADIA:]
y0u kn0w y0ure my w0rld
y0u g0t all i need s0l
spend a week 0n the sun, ill be calling y0u my matesprit

[FEFERI:]
If I was your girl, I'd never leave you, Sol!
I just want to LOV-and treat you RIGHT!

[SOLLUX:]
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go
yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low

[ARADIA:]
(highest bl00d t0 l0w)

[SOLLUX:]
cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how
iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go
iid never let you go

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hey, giirl...

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iif ii wa2 your mate2prit